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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for two hours?

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Because it said ‘concentrate.’

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for two hours?”

  1. User_828
    User_828 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  2. User_955
    User_955 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  3. User_800
    User_800 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

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