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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander12/21/2002 12:27C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/21/2000 07:43My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Married_With_Kids08/13/2005 17:43Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Cheers_Norm09/03/2013 10:40Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Eminem_Fan_0012/02/1995 19:08Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Donnie_Darko_8809/10/2004 10:41Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Beavis_Cornholio11/14/2008 12:54I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Keyboard_Cat_P04/16/1996 01:56Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Ring_Member_9808/14/2000 09:17Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Mondo_Media_X08/03/1996 23:34Top tier web animation humor!

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