Why did the blonde smile when…

Why did the blonde smile when she walked into the bar? The sign said “Free drinks for blondes on Tuesdays”.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CyberSteve05/17/1995 01:13Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Dial_Up_King05/01/2002 01:49Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@CRT_Brightness06/18/1998 20:43I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Broadband_Newbie12/02/1997 22:41Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Charlie_Bit_Me05/21/1995 05:28Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Get_Flash_Player11/09/2008 13:26Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Digg_Submitter_0508/01/2013 10:43Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Arthas_Fan_0209/18/2008 16:16Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Tablet_User_1001/15/2005 04:50Tapping my way to a good mood.