This one is a staple in American humor:
She wanted to be on top of the news.
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, just good old jokes.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
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lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.