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Why did the blonde sit on the newspaper?

This one is a staple in American humor:

She wanted to be on top of the news.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior09/29/1995 09:11I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@ICQ_Master9911/18/2014 15:24Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance05/05/2003 00:23Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Offspring_Guy05/22/2008 19:14The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro06/17/2002 09:47Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Heathers_Winona04/15/2001 23:07Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Mind_Blown_Gif04/25/1996 16:43*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde sit on the newspaper?”

  1. User_109
    User_109 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

  2. User_944
    User_944 [Human Verified]

    i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.

  3. User_791
    User_791 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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