She wanted to freeze time.
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The power of three... laughs!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Classic. Simply classic.
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.
i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.
literally the story of my life.
my wife is blonde and she actually laughed at this. miracle!
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.