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Why did the blonde put her phone in the freezer?

She wanted to give her friends a “cold call.”

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@Hercules_Xena03/26/2013 10:58By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Pirates_Jack_S11/25/1996 12:30But you have heard of this joke!
@Brick_Tamland_L12/28/2013 23:11I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Hide_The_Pain_H06/04/2010 02:13I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Guestbook_Signer01/08/2007 23:13Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@GL_HF_Runner03/24/2007 05:19Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Charlie_Unicorn12/05/2013 09:27We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Rage_Comic_Fan06/22/2003 08:14FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Dark_Web_Joker11/02/2009 15:26Found this on the deep end of the net.

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