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Why did the blonde put her laptop on the floor?

She wanted to browse the “underground” web.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her laptop on the floor?”

  1. User_53
    User_53 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

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