Another classic American blonde joke for you:
She wanted a hot rod.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
First! And it’s funny!
is it just me or does this actually make a weird kind of sense? lmao.
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
found a typo in the joke but it makes it even more authentic. love it!
wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.