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Why did the blonde put her car in the fridge?

You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:

She wanted to have a cool ride.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her car in the fridge?”

  1. User_140
    User_140 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

  2. User_555
    User_555 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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