You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:
She wanted to send a message.
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
who even writes these? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.