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Why did the blonde put a stamp on her forehead?

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She wanted to be first class.

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@Diablo_Cow_Level09/22/2015 10:35There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a stamp on her forehead?”

  1. User_151
    User_151 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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