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Why did the blonde put a GPS on her vacuum cleaner?

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She didn’t want it to get lost in the hallway.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter04/05/1996 08:434-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Frasier_Crane04/28/2014 12:49I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Student_Life_0109/03/2011 04:48Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Tech_Support_Guy06/01/2012 22:37Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Motherboard_Max11/06/2003 02:05This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/27/2008 07:26I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/30/2003 19:41Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Butthead_Uhhh06/09/1998 00:54Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Step_Brothers_B04/12/1996 08:22Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Technorati_Tag03/26/2001 20:06Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a GPS on her vacuum cleaner?”

  1. User_22
    User_22 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

  2. User_616
    User_616 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

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