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Why did the blonde put a clock on her head?

Check out this hilarious blonde moment:

She wanted to be ahead of time.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a clock on her head?”

  1. User_966
    User_966 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

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