This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
She didn’t want it to hibernate.
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What, like it’s hard to be funny?
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Problem? No, just laughs!
I see what you did there. Clever!
this is exactly why i bookmark this site. pure vibes.
literally the story of my life.
i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks for posting.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.