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Why did the blonde put a belt on her car?

Check out this hilarious blonde moment:

She wanted to keep the pants of the engine from falling.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a belt on her car?”

  1. User_427
    User_427 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

  2. User_842
    User_842 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

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