I just found this classic blonde joke:
She wanted to ring in the new year.
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67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
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A blonde walked into a library...
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A blonde went to the bank...
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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
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A blonde went to the store...
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A blonde brought her car into...
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A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »
A blonde walked into a shoe...
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2020 Joke: A Young And Beautiful
A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Oops, I laughed again!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
my hair is brown but my brain is definitely blonde today. i totally feel her.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
best discovery of the day. i needed a good laugh.
this is the peak of blonde jokes. nothing can beat this one today.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.