She heard she was getting a “buck tooth.”
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.
i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
classic blonde logic! i cant even be mad because its so funny.
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.