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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said 2-4 years.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A blonde cut a hole in...
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61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
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50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
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82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
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A blonde went to college just...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/22/2012 06:07Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Palm_Pilot_User11/29/2007 17:36Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/29/2008 13:02Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Bam_Margera_Fan10/23/2007 17:50Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Rugrats_Tommy04/22/2002 17:21A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Wild_Thornberry09/17/1999 10:45Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Numa_Numa_Guy10/10/2012 02:56Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Digg_Submitter_0505/31/2011 13:31Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Arthas_Fan_0201/04/2013 09:24Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat02/23/2012 09:26Heh heh heh. Good one.

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