Why did the blonde get fired…

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W’s.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »

Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »

Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »

A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »

A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »

A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »

Step back into 2014 – the year of the viral Ice Bucket Challenge ...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »

Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »

A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »

A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/12/2005 01:53Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Inkjet_Printers03/13/2012 05:05Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Firewire_Fan09/20/2003 12:06Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Tina_Eat_Food12/16/2002 21:18Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Salad_Fingers_F02/16/2002 09:01I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Wall_Post_Hero11/22/2013 08:27Posting this to my own wall right now!