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Why did the blonde get excited about a ‘stop’ sign?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

She thought it was an octagonal red light.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde get excited about a ‘stop’ sign?”

  1. User_932
    User_932 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.

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