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Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the Super Bowl?

If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you:

Because she heard there was a bowl.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja09/19/2010 11:17Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Binary_Boy10/17/1995 13:0801001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Overclocker_Pro10/07/2012 17:47My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Sixteen_Candles11/25/2012 22:07I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Mocking_Sponge02/18/2005 07:20mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the Super Bowl?”

  1. User_369
    User_369 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

  2. User_698
    User_698 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

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