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Why did the blonde bring a net to the bank?

You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:

She wanted to catch a windfall.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a net to the bank?”

  1. User_13
    User_13 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

  2. User_614
    User_614 [Human Verified]

    i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.

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