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Why did the blonde bring a net to the bank?

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a net to the bank?”

  1. User_419
    User_419 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

  2. User_200
    User_200 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.

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