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Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the party?

I just found this classic blonde joke:

She wanted to break the ice.

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@Geocities_Neighbor11/25/1997 21:34Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Reservoir_Joe11/07/1996 19:54Professional humor for professional people.
@Party_On_Garth11/29/2009 05:40I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky04/03/2001 08:23One billion... laughs!
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