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Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the park?

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She wanted to find the bright side of life.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original05/24/1998 04:31Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector07/25/2010 09:19This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@QuickTime_Viewer02/20/2004 22:07Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Floppy_Fanatic11/13/2011 12:58Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Blink_182_Mark06/23/2008 05:04What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Rugrats_Tommy09/01/2003 20:04A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Search_Scout_9905/01/2009 03:59Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Infoseek_Explorer12/21/2008 02:17Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@ODP_Editor_9903/18/2002 02:31Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Reddit_Original11/20/2015 15:26The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the park?”

  1. User_283
    User_283 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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