She wanted to have a “light” workout.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
The 2022 digital landscape was a whirlwind of change – from Elon ...read more »
A blonde brought a spoon to...
A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde was trying to teach...
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive
Step back into 2014 – the year of the viral Ice Bucket Challenge ...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
How does a...
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
A blonde thought the airplane was...
A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
What is this? A joke for ants?
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
The future is laughing at us.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
You must construct additional laughs!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
my blonde bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.