For holding up a pair of pants! Criminal fashion.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
This is why we need the internet.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.
i’m bookmarking this. i need this kind of energy every day.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.