It wasn’t peeling well!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
One does not simply read one joke.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
my uncle used to tell this at every wedding. good memories.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…