Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?…

Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Dorm_Room_Hero03/11/2005 13:25My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Rewritable_CD10/12/1996 03:49I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Cipher_Steak05/13/1999 13:39Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Oracle_Says11/30/2008 21:37I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Reservoir_Joe10/14/2008 04:23Professional humor for professional people.

@Banner_Exchange03/30/2001 17:12Click my banner for more laughs!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/02/2002 17:51I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Pwnage_King10/17/2002 12:16Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Illidan_Blind04/11/2015 10:56I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!