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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
The highest note of humor!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
My followers need to see this!
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
lol so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.