He’s been hitting the winter gym pretty hard lately. Everyone just calls him an abdominal snowman!
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Sofishticated.read more »
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
The future is laughing at us.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
literally me every monday morning. why is this so accurate??
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.