A flake! He’s really good at melting under pressure during a debate.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Found a real treasure with this one.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Plug and Play laughter!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked.
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.