A flying saucer! Wait, no, that’s for planes. He’s a sea-trickster!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
One does not simply read one joke.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.