A dry-spell! He’s really struggling with his water tricks.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
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Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
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Dad: What an od...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??