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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Professional humor for professional people.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.