Ground beef! It’s a very literal and funny farm observation that never gets old.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
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Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
so true! reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. classic humor.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.