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What do you call a cow that’s lost its legs?

Ground beef! It’s a very literal and funny farm observation that never gets old.

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5 thoughts on “What do you call a cow that’s lost its legs?”

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    User_539 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

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