A can’t opener! It’s the ultimate kitchen frustration.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.