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What do you call a blonde with a brain?

You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:

A Golden Retriever.

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6 thoughts on “What do you call a blonde with a brain?”

  1. User_141
    User_141 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

  2. User_772
    User_772 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

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