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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive
Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »
A blonde walks...
A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
A blonde went to buy a...
A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »
A blonde went to college just...
A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »

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What did the...
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Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level04/07/2007 07:31There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Starship_Troopers08/03/2014 10:20I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Offspring_Guy10/01/2006 17:38The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Bill_Ted_Excell05/05/1995 11:19Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Prestige_World_W01/28/2001 11:38Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@This_Is_Fine_Dog10/24/2015 16:25Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@PopUp_Blocker_X05/01/2001 01:33I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Delicious_Links07/14/2014 04:09Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/11/2005 12:46Heh heh heh. Good one.

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