A drizzly bear! He’s a bit wet and grumpy, but still just as cuddly.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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A: In case he go...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Better than a headshot in Complex!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
This is the future of humor!
i dont get it… wait, okay now i see it lol. so dry!!
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
i dont get it… wait, okay now i see it lol. so dry!!