A drizzly bear! A bit wet but still cuddly.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
this is so bad its actually good. shared it with my coworkers today.
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.