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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.

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63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
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52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/15/1999 21:53Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Pentium_Power05/02/2014 05:40My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Oracle_Says06/17/2006 23:48I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei11/07/2003 16:03You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/13/2011 07:33Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Loituma_Girl01/22/2008 13:19Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Friday_Rebecca05/24/2008 21:34Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Android_Bot_9912/23/2011 09:49Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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