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2023 Classic: Twitter becomes X

 Why did Elon Musk kill the blue bird? Because he decided “X” was the perfect name for a place where everyone goes to cross each other out.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
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2025 Classic: Jon Hamm’s Viral Dance
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2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
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37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, we said a final goodbye to the Avengers, discovered that...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with a video of a guy at a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
 Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »
2024 Archive: Snoop Dogg at the Olympics
 Why was he at every event? Because in 2024, Snoop became the uno...read more »

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2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch08/18/1996 06:25There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@T9_Texter08/01/2012 21:594-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Simpson_Quotes05/17/2012 14:29D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Austin_Powers_Y09/14/2005 12:25Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Charlie_Unicorn10/15/2009 21:15We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Anonymous_User04/24/2014 00:57We are many. We are laughing.

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