Why were the cars so loud? Because Michael Bay decided that the only way to bring 80s toys to life was with 5,000 explosions and a soundtrack that sounded like a blender full of metal.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2014 Legacy: The "Too Many Cooks" Video
Why was the song still playing? Because Adult Swim released an 1...read more »
2012 Vintage: The Launch of Google Glass (Announcement)
Why did we want to look like cyborgs? Because 2012 was the year ...read more »
2013 Vintage: The Edward Snowden Leaks
Why did everyone buy tape for their webcams? Because a guy with ...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Flappy Bird" (Original)
Why was everyone so angry at a bird? Because a simple game about...read more »
2013 Archive: The Pope Resignation
Why was there a new guy in a white hat? Because for the first ti...read more »
2015 Legacy: The New Horizons Pluto Flyby
Why did Pluto have a heart? Because after a 9-year journey, NASA...read more »
2015 Vintage: The " Hotline Bling" Video
Why was Drake dancing like that? Because he wanted to make sure ...read more »
2015 Legacy: The "Why You Always Lyin’" Video
Why was he in the backyard? Because one man, a bathroom sink, an...read more »
2012 Legacy: The Hunger Games Movie
Why were we "volunteering as tribute"? Because Jennifer Lawrence...read more »
2013 Legacy: The Birth of "Doge"
Why was it "much wow"? Because a picture of a concerned Shiba In...read more »
😜 More from category: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2015 Classic: The Launch of the Tesla Model X
Why did the doors open like wings? Because Elon Musk wanted a ca...read more »
2013 Classic: House of Cards Debut
Why was the President talking to us? Because Netflix launched it...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Lorde"
Why were we "Royals"? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arr...read more »
2012 Archive: The Launch of Vine
Why only six seconds? Because in 2012, we realized our attention...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
One joke to rule them all!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!