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1997 Archive: Tommy Lee Jones (Volcano)

 Why was there a volcano in LA? Because in 1997, Hollywood decided that if a tornado (1996) didn’t kill us, lava on Wilshire Blvd would.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pixel_Addict08/13/2008 05:02LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@PowerRanger_Red06/21/2011 09:39It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Java_Applet_User08/04/1995 01:41This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@SouthPark_Stan05/20/2014 11:07Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/19/1995 04:25Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Cow_And_Chicken07/18/2007 20:15Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Breakfast_Club_B07/01/2003 22:40Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Ring_Member_9804/07/1996 08:15Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Forever_Alone_X11/13/1997 23:26At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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