Why did Clinton love Tiger? Because Tiger was the only person in the U.S. who could get out of a “rough” better than the President.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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I should make a game about this joke.