1998 Vintage: The Zip

Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_King03/18/2000 13:52I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Gladiator_Maximus09/10/1995 02:40Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Fight_Club_Tyler11/26/2012 06:39The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan10/11/1995 05:41This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@White_Goodman_G06/03/2001 00:33We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/02/2007 02:00You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Confused_Travolta06/04/2000 16:31Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Toolbar_Hater08/20/2003 16:24My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Opera_User_9905/17/1997 06:26Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.