“I’m saying ‘Yes’ to everything today!” “Will you do the dishes?” “‘No’… wait, the movie didn’t prepare me for this.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Oops, I laughed again!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Waddle on over and read this!