A guy is buying thousands of cans of beans and 500 boxes of condoms. The cashier asks, “Expecting a long apocalypse?” The guy says, “No, I just want to make sure that if the world ends, I go out with a bang and a very localized gas problem.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
"I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »
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2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.