2005 Vintage: The X-Ray

“Your X-ray shows a broken heart.” “Really?” “No, you just swallowed a Valentine’s candy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

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When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan09/05/2010 18:23Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Snake_Game_Pro02/27/2003 01:26I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Courage_Dog10/30/2014 10:24The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Goonies_Never_D08/08/2012 22:17Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Anchorman_Ron10/02/2013 11:25I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/07/2008 19:39I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan05/30/1997 16:35Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!